http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/forums/9 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:00:55 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/forums/9 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/4400/t/some-funny-sayings.html Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

oral sex is a good way to make a woman silent.

It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.


Man has his will, - but woman has her way.
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (iloveoct) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/4400 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:00:33 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/4231/t/Joke.html feeds@yuku.com (Pariah) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/4231 Thu, 01 May 2008 21:45:28 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3753/t/Funny-pics.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3753 Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:15:53 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3754/t/Few-more-funnies.html Farmers Divorce

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"



The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."



The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"



The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cutiepieslosthersmile) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3754 Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:17:41 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3755/t/morning-funny.html Viagara Bed


A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.



"How are you grandpa? he asks.



"Feeling fine," says the old man.



"What's the food like?"



"Terrific, wonderful menus."



"And the nursing?"



"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cutiepieslosthersmile) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3755 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:18:51 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3756/t/A-few-funnies.html A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cutiepieslosthersmile) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3756 Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:35:34 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3757/t/Tickle-me-Elmo.html There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she is to report for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cutiepieslosthersmile) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3757 Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:26:04 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3758/t/Halloween-Joke.html
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" feeds@yuku.com (Cutiepieslosthersmile) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3758 Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:58:32 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3760/t/Early-morning-phunnie.html feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3760 Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:05:22 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3762/t/Let-the-truth-be-known-.html tinyurl.com/jowzz

]]> feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3762 Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:07:49 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3761/t/A-few-redneck-jokes-hope-it-gets-a-smile.html Why Am I So Special, Pa?


"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father.

"Good," said Johnny. "The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldn't get past 30, but I made all the way to 100 without a single mistake!"

"That's good, son. That's because you're from Arkansas."

After the next day of school, he asked again.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cutiepieslosthersmile) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3761 Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:19:55 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3759/t/Great-Puzzle.html
tinyurl.com/6ra3z ]]> feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3759 Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:46:01 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3763/t/This-morning-s-phunnie-.html company's diversity.

You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during
the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go
to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any
employees."

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss
remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3763 Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:10:17 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3764/t/Yep-this-is-the-way-it-goes.html

]]> feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3764 Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:43:12 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3765/t/Afternoon-phunnie-.html


Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.

It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3765 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:35:57 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3767/t/I-thought-this-was-way-funny.html www.ladyskylar.com/swffiles/Brocolli.swf ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Cutiepieslosthersmile) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3767 Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:52:10 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3768/t/Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-.html feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3768 Wed, 11 Oct 2006 19:38:05 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3769/t/Afternoon-Phunnie-.html At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball
players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? And....What
the word team means?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a
team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you
shouldn't argue,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3769 Tue, 10 Oct 2006 13:33:56 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3770/t/Goodnight-phunnie-see-you-tomorrow.html feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3770 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 21:02:30 GMT http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3771/t/Greatest-e-card-ever-made-.html
tinyurl.com/gaacv

I get a kick out of this everytime I watch it. It is so true especially the very last. Still holds true for me anyway.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (oldoldman(d)) http://chronicpainforum.yuku.com/topic/3771 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 16:48:16 GMT