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imageGo to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

oral sex is a good way to make a woman silent.

It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.


Man has his will, - but woman has her way.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
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